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Feb 03, 2012
Twue Historical Facts of the Old Guard™
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Keep the Ark of the Covenant in your vagina. If someone tries to rape you, close your eyes and open your legs.
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Grow out your pubic hair and disguise your vagina as Gabe Kaplan from "Welcome Back, Kotter."
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Keep an angry badger tucked in your vagina.
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